he came into my room wearing a wifebeater and underwear. On his head was a hat. A Shriner's hat. "Dorothy why do I have a Schriner's hat on my head? Do you know?"
"No Pop. How would I know?
"Well I found it and brought it in to show you but am I a member of the Schriner's?"
"Pop I don't really know. But I do know that if you don't wear pants no one is going to notice that you have that damn hat on."
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